Woody Guthrie famously inscribed his guitar with the words "This machine kills fascists." When people visit my home, I invite them to answer the question What is your machine and what does it do?

This Machine is Non-Linear​ by James Dirito

This Machine Is Bad at Parties​, by various participants

This Machine Sparkles Mightily​, by Jenga Keenan

This Machine Stews Meat​, by Esther Yan