Woody Guthrie famously inscribed his guitar with the words "This machine kills fascists." When people visit my home, I invite them to answer the question What is your machine and what does it do?
This Machine is Non-Linear by James Dirito
This Machine Is Bad at Parties, by various participants
This Machine Sparkles Mightily, by Jenga Keenan
This Machine Stews Meat, by Esther Yan